Edibles

Monday, May 6, 2013

Paging Doctor Ramen

Grocery Finds: ramen noodle packets on sale at Rainbow last week
(19 cents/ea), limes (4/$1, I suspect for Cinco de Mayo activities)
frozen gyoza wrappers at United Noodles, $1.69 for pack of 40
Local Edibles: onions from the MPLS Farmers Market! ($2 for 2 lb bag)

It's late at night,  and you are hungry.  You scour the refrigerator and the cabinets, and rustle up a few food(esque) possibilities, one of them being the infamous--and infamously versatile--ramen noodle packet.  Before you scoff and hem and haw, let me just say: the key to this dish is not only what you take OUT (that suspect-looking 'spice packet" comprised of MSG and dehydrated virgin's tears that accompanies the noodles) but what you put IN (fresh veggies, homemade stock (I keep a few ziploc freezer bags full in my freezer), and crispy wonton wrappers).  The ramen just needs a bit of doctorin', that's all.  Here is how WE make a midnight snack at the Johnson/Duggins household:


Step One: throw creepy spice packet away
Step Two: there's so much we can do!
Step Three: it's just for you and me...
Step Four: I can give you more


Ummm...oops.  Wrong instructions.  Sorry, NKOTB.  Lets go back to step two:

After disposing of spice packet, thinly slice white onion and baby bella mushrooms.  Crunch up ramen noodles, and add veggies, noodles, and about two cups homemade stock (I used beef, but pork, chicken, or veggie would also work). Peel and chunk one small piece of ginger.  Add dash of fish sauce (if you don't like fish sauce, use soy sauce instead), 1 kefir lime leaf (if you don't have any, don't worry about it--it's not a vital step), and allow to slowly slimmer on stove.

Meanwhile, take yo dumpling/wonton/gyoza wrappers, and cut them into thin strips.  Fry over medium heat in vegetable oil in nonstick pan.  Be careful--these suckers will cook up super fast!  Pat dry with paper towel to drain excess oil.



Once your ramen is near done (noodles al dente), add a healthy squirt of FRESH lime juice, red pepper flakes, and a grind or two of coarse pepper.  Ladle into bowls and garnish with cilantro sprigs and fried wonton strips.



The Verdict
A tasty, easy, cheap, AND delicious way to make a bowl of almost-ramen-noodles.  The whole process takes about ten or fifteen minutes, which is also a bonus if you are looking for noodle soup at 3:00 in the morning on a Sunday.  Is it perfect? No.  Is it authentic?  Definintely not.  But it IS delicious, and hits the spot--the texture of the fried wontons, combined with the acidic fatty broth, topped with the fresh cilantro leaves is absolutely heavenly.

Taste: 8
Creativity: 6
Appearance: 8

Improvements for next time: thinly sliced pork, and...scallions!  Scallions would have added some great color and flavor to this dish. Some people enjoy a sliced, hard-boiled egg along with their faux ramen...I am not one of them, but encourage you to do so if you are indeed a fan of those delicious little orbs!


Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Dilly Beans in 2013




'Tis true, the bean fairy (aka Mz Spaude) delivered upon to me one muggy summer afternoon in Northern Wisconsin a bountiful bouguet of beans to be pickled, which were thusly made into...DILLY BEANS!  They turned out great, and I am still enjoying them in my bloody mary(s), one year later.  Mahalo, Alison!


Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Bundt Pan Lasagna




Note: YES, I can confirm to the world that I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy.  Apologies for the phallus.  Also, it should be noted that this dish was cooked during a period of my life when I was so unbelievably broke that I *literally* had only a secondhand bundt pan to cook with.  Seriously.  I also made bundt pan meatloaf...frittata...beef stew...


Potato Eggplant Gratin



Cheddar & Veggie Stuffed Meatballs Wrapped in Bacon (with Mushroom Pan Sauce)




Pork Shoulder with Mushroom & Onion Sauce



Broiled Whitefish with Corn and Crabmeat Salsa; Roasted Beets & Potatoes



Here I Am!

Wow!  It has been a long time since I wrote for my AE blog.  I have a bunch of 'before' and 'after' shots of foods/meals I've been meaning to upload, and since it has been over a year that these foods were prepared (and, consequently, eaten--yum!), I will probably do just that: upload just the pictures.  Apologies for not including text; it is just hard to remember the step-by-step processes that were done all those weeks...months...YEARS ago. 

However, upon reading this ol' blog and taking a trip down memory lane, I have decided to start it up once again!  We now live in the Twin Cities, and the local food community here is fantastic!  Also, I have turned into a semi-crazy-coupon-lady (pennies are being pinched in the big bad city, my friends, what can I say) so I will be sure to upload the insane food deals that I have been finding...and, thusly, what I have been able to make out of them (warning: I am on a Vietnamese kick lately, and have been making summer rolls and bun bowls out of the discounted cucumbers and cilantro I am finding on sale everywhere!  It.  Has.  Been.  AWESOME.)

With that being said...if there are actually any readers out there who still occasionally check this ol' blog (even though I have been absolutely wretched about keeping it updated), have no fear: I am back on the saddle!  New AE posts will be coming your way soon.  Thanks for your patience!

See ya on the flip side (of the bacon I am draining),
Heidella